Site Jumping

The point at which your normal internet browsing routine has ended and you are just going from site to site to site repeatedly out of pure boredom.

Person: I've checked facebook, YouTube, and Twitter like a million times and nothing is going on! Maybe If I check one more time...

*1 hour later*

Person: Damn, I've been Site Jumping haven't I?

by Amazingboy97 November 30, 2010

jumpers jump

The youtubers by the name of Carlos and Gavin. They sometimes have special guests. They have a podcast and talks about theories and other things.

Go watch Jumpers Jump new video

by daddychill 0123456789 July 15, 2021

Diarrhea Jump

An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.

This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.

I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.

Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.

by CurryPhantom November 4, 2011

jump aling

To act scared for no reason

Behaving scared on a regular basis; A paranoid person; to react to an encounter like a B•tch is to be a Jump aling.

by Transparent Perspective January 23, 2014

Jump Nervous

Meaning not to panic.

AH shit we've got a flat tire. Alright now Richard, dont jump nervous, Ive got a spare.

by doc hargrove October 19, 2008

Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind

I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.

by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019

bungee jumping

when you jump off a really really high place, and the rope does the rest!

guy 1: bungee jumping sounds so cool, i'm gonna do it twice!
guy 2: good cuz your gonna do it three times

by steven lebarron February 29, 2008