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don't fuck the furg 

Don't Fuck the Furg is a phrase spoken to young college girls (mostly freshman) as a warning to not sleep with the least desirable douchebag on the premises. Furg is a nomenclature for a douchebag that is so committed to at least sleeping with one girl at the party he is currently at that he will wait until they are properly liquored up to make his final move. By warning friends to Not Fuck the Furg you are saving them many awkward text messages from the Furg character.
Stacy: This party is awesome! Heyy look at that guy over there!
Mika: Yeah... I don't think so. Remember Stacy, don't fuck the furg.
Stacy: Hmmm, I guess you're right.
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don’t cross the line 

what you say when your fren suggests putting eggplants in cake, as if carrots in cake isn't bad enough
FL: i’m thinking of making carrot cake
HJ: carrot???????
HN: what about eggplants?
HJ: don’t cross the line

Don't come the cunt, cunt! 

Informing your mate he is being an arse.
Your mate is trying to give you some shit

Dougie: Alright

Angus: Your Round

Dougie Don't come the cunt, cunt!

לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) 

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.
Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

Don't hate the player hate the game 

Same as people causing wars for religious purposes a.k.a getting justification for doing one's own ideals and mostly wrong thigs.

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy. 

the title of this definition lol
the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

Don't hate the rainbow! 

(Primary Use)
Phrase used when when someone else makes a particularly lame statement, excuse, or explanation. A sarcastic politically correct way of saying 'that's so gay'. (gay meaning lame, weak, pathetic, stupid, but not necessarily homosexual)

(Secondary Use)
However, may also be used to imply that one of your straight friends is gay or has girlish tendencies, either as a joke or in order to pressure them into doing what you want.
Exp. 1

Guy 1 - We're going to the strip club tonight, wanna go?

Guy 2 - Nah, my girlfriend will get pissed, and I have to get up early for work..

Guy 3 - Whatever dude.. Don't hate the rainbow!