loose as a dock

Is when your friend is such a slut she is called "loose as a dock" (a boating dock).

Schoolgirl 1: So how many guys have you slept with this week?
Schoolgirl 2: um... bout 15 ... I think.
Schoolgirl 1: But it's only Wednesday! You are as loose as a dock, bitch!
Schoolgirl 2: Fuck you!

by A concerned teacher December 25, 2007

Docking Port

The female sexual organs; or the vagina.

The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".

Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.

Person 2: Damn dude, nice!

by -=117=- August 17, 2008

Glenn-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.

Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).

by fknpwnd May 29, 2009

slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.

The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.

by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014

Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

burp docking

When you’re girlfriend burps into your mouth, you suck it in and then burp it back out repeatedly and you keep swapping burps until one passes out from Co2 docking poisoning!

Man Amy burped last night, i was playing a tune on my docking station I did a massive burp and I passed out burp docking

by Pakilo February 14, 2019

Mud docking

When two people press each other's assholes against each other, and proceed to shit into the other's ass. It is then passes back and forth between the partners.

Went to an orgy once and there was a mud docking train going

by Keif420 June 4, 2018