The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom
Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!
by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021
Get the Desk-fatmug. "I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
by ancientostrich September 22, 2015
Get the Desk nestmug. Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
by CosmicOlivia December 1, 2023
Get the Desk Jockeymug. by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018
Get the Deskingmug. One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"
by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019
Get the Desk Vulturesmug. I want to sleep on that desk
by Penis renis March 31, 2021
Get the deskmug. a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk
by raybeez April 15, 2022
Get the did you just shit on my deskmug.