carter johnson

Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫

Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush

Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍

by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022

Dillon Carter

Any redneck fuck boy} who lives in Argyle and loves to go down on a horse.

I saw that guy going down on his horse, what a Dillon Carter.

by Horse Love= real love April 19, 2017

Carter Bentley

A fat pothead who smells like shit, that has an ego larger than his own BMI (his BMI is fucking huge btw).

Example 1:
Carter Bentley - "I'm so fit, I've got like 26 birds that wanna shag!"

Example 2:
Samuel - "Have you seen Carter's new insta post?"
Sam Hughes - "Ye, he's a fat fucking munter!'

Samuel - "I know, can you believe he thinks girls actually like him? The egotistical, moto-moto looking cunt!"

by MessiCool123 February 7, 2022

Carter Joke

When a joke either requires too much background information or requires too little, therefore making the joke boring.

Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”

by moosh May 7, 2021

Dirty Carter

A Dirty Carter are people names Carter Maule that have big cocks are loved the Star Wars Franchise

I just had the best sex in the world, the guy was such a dirty carter

by retrac19 September 13, 2021

Carter Lee

Carts the man. The best guy in th world

Carter Lee is the best guy in the world

by Carts_the_man June 7, 2018

Ben Carter

A teenager, usually around the age of 14, that is an absolute wannabe for just about everything. A true Ben Carter will act as if he made up all the fashionable trends and try and hang with the cool kids. A legitimate Ben Carter is not a person that would ever ever, under any circumstances, want to be friends with.

Oh, my god!!! That kid in my English class is an absolute retard, he is such a Ben Carter, keep clear of him he is so immature!

by nate02 September 7, 2016