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Brass Thinking

Low caliber thinking that produces high caliber results. A combination of brain thinking and ass thinking. Like that time? At band camp? When you came up with the jackass idea of hiding your weed in the oregano jar in the mess hall, and they cooked spaghetti that night, and the whole camp got baked and it was awesome?
Man, I don't think I would do that if I were . . . Dude! Brass Thinking!
by Poe Toaster March 6, 2013
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Brass

You use Brass as a term to insult something or something, someone could be brass or something could be brass.
Conor- "Hey man I think she pretty fucking hot"
Patrick- " Nah man she's fucking brass"
by itsyoursidechickbitch January 4, 2015
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brass ladle

The phrase used to describe a man's phallus when is has been fapped so frequently it shifts in color...to a brassy shade. A festish prevoked by the pleasure in the pain of a chafed shaft.
Brandon was advised by his doctor to discontinue his chase of the "brass ladle" dragon. It can lead to scarring and loss of sensitivity.
by Wheeskers December 26, 2013
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Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.
I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.
by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016
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brass rubbings

the excuse to get a girl to come back to your place and do as you wish with her.
I took Tina back to my place last night and showed her my collection of brass rubbings.
by Neilwill March 21, 2019
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brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.
I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.
by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019
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Brass

A sophisticated device that's used to collect liquid, which is usually recognized as saliva.
The floor requires regular cleaning after the performance given by brass players.
by Gouache September 24, 2019
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