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Ear Biter

Caden, Vic, Patrick, Branson, and Ming.

To be a fucking idiot, love you guys tho
"Did you see that shit Caden did? He's such an ear biter"
by LuftwaffeBlitz June 7, 2018
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Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it
You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter
by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018
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Ankle biter

A person who can only crawl
by ShaggsFaeTheFK4 April 25, 2019
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Bristle Biter

Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.
Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.

"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."
by Swizzler89 June 16, 2019
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Polish knuckle biter

When the outcome is obvious.
The opposite of suspenful.
Predictable.
Johnny is going to wrestle a bear. This is going to be a real polish knuckle biter.
by Burt Macklin, FBI November 12, 2017
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Tire Biter

A girl/guy who are really only interested in fellow enthusiasts that are way out of his league, because they do not have the funds or knowledge to properly modify their own car. They befriend members that have significantly nicer and highly modified vehicles and start constantly hanging around and taking photos with these members vehicles and posting said photos in an attempt to claim some of that attention for themselves. These leeches are typically so desperate to remain friends with these elite members, that they are willing to do absolutely anything to be allowed to continuing hanging around them. Frequently these individuals use their own ass in exchange for admission to the elite squad.

If played right by the guy with the ride, he gets to rail the other individual because they are so desperate to have friends that have a nice cars that they will allow anything.

"Use me for the ride, I'll use you for the hide"

-Sir Mix-A-Lot
"Man, you seen Asa lately?"

"who, that guy with the stock s4?"

"yeah, the one that keeps bragging about cars that aren't even his? "

"ooh yeah! He's the one that never shows up at any meets and always talks shit about everyone "

"damn, he doesn't even drive a nice car tho"
"Yea man he's a huge tire biter"
"Man, you seen Asa lately?"

"who, that guy with the stock s4?"

"yeah, the one that keeps bragging about cars that aren't even his? "

"ooh yeah! He's the one that never shows up at any meets and always talks shit about everyone "

"damn, he doesn't even drive a nice car tho"
"Yea dude, he's huge tire biter"
by WheelsNSuspensionIsntAbuild February 28, 2017
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Tire Biter

A tire biter is a man who hangs around women who own fast/show cars/trucks, because he likes to fuck around with them and if they are taken he tries to get them to cheat on their partners.

Normally they like to try their luck with multiple women at once, in the same car club, either ruining friendships in a specific circle of friends or screwing ladies with a specific car. If they have any success, they brag about it afterwards, and accuse the ladies in the car scene of being loose and general being a double standarded sexist prick.
Laura: Have you seen that wanker Ben?

Ashley: Yeah he's been trying to get into the whole club's pants.

Laura: Fuck's sake, he's such a tire biter.

Ashley: Mhmm and then he goes around telling dudes our club are a bunch of sluts. Society is full of double standards. Bloody tire biters!
by _thethird_ May 15, 2016
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