Bird

A form of dinosaur that flies around and eats small rodents and other dinosaurs. These dinosaurs can come in many sizes, some having wingspans as big as your unnaturally tall uncle ted. Birds stab everything smaller than them and feast on their gore.

Person 1: "OH MY GOD LOOK ITS A FLYING DINOSAUR!"
Person 2: "Birds aren't dinosaurs"
Person 1 "BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS LOOK IT UP NOW GET IN DINOSAUR SHELTER!!!"

by Probably not a serial killer November 10, 2017

bird

a term used in New Orleans to say penis

That boy has a big bird with a vein in it.

by RoShiggity December 5, 2016

bird

your mother, mom, mama..watever

Shayla: Yea girl so what you doin this weekend??

Shani: Girl me and my man we goin to da...{ring ring}aww
hold on girl this my bird callin me!!

by Glamoriousj January 6, 2008

Birding

noun: Slang term for partaking in a bird killing party where one drinks cans or bottles of beer.

also see: killing birds or killing a hawk

Anyone else want to go birding today?

by Mclean 3 north May 3, 2011

bird

stupid person...who does dumb things

your a fuckign re-tard!!

by Re-tard July 13, 2003

birds

Two best friends that prance on the beaches of San Clemente

"Bryanna and Nicole are BIRDS!!!"

by Butt April 18, 2005

bird

a females vagina

i wanna treat her like its thanksgiving and stuff her bird.

by gee money September 6, 2003