alpha-bed

Where the alpha male rests his head... or participates in other nocturnal activities

"I'm gonna take her back to my alpha-bed for some sexy-time and put her in a cab in the mornin'"

by Castro__ March 01, 2010

Bed Bug

Any person who sends their social media following after another creator.

I am being mass reported by an army of bed bugs.

I cannot get rid of the bed bugs trolling my social media.

by Glhfiaw April 11, 2022

In The Bed Moment

1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.

"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."

"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."

"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."

by Ncmo December 18, 2009

surfing to bed

The feeling of being so tired that you feel as though you are being rocked asleep by waves.

Today was such a long day, I'm surfing to bed.

by Agent 445 July 18, 2017

emmas bed

when mason fingers jenna on emmas bed while GK is hooking up with katie and hanna

mason wtf man why are you fingering her on emmas bed

by emmajudd April 11, 2021

Bed Buster

When somebody is sitting on a bed talking nonstop, so you whip out your cock and jam it down there throat, breaking the bed in the process.

I gave ann the Bed Buster last night, she can be so obnoxious.

by Xcfirecraft September 26, 2018

Mega Bed

a combination of three or more beds that allows easy rolling from one side to the other.

“Hey roomies, wanna make a mega bed?”

by StinkyPete007 August 04, 2012