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Zach

He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay
Zach just touched a guys dick.
by Plz work this time May 24, 2019
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Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.
by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019
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Zach

A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you
He is such a Zach!
by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019
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zach

arrogant and doesn't know when to shut his mouth. there is no way to date him on a long term because he likes to play girls. there isn't a boy out there worse than zach. when meeting them, make sure they keep their eyes on your face and nowhere else... zach's can be funny and sweet but all around bratty and annoying. and for some reason he always gets girls to date him more than once and fall for him.
zach broke up with me, again.
by yo-momma- March 16, 2019
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Zach

Zach’s are good looking guys who can be mellow or the centre of a party depending on the situation. They often dress well and have a good fashion sense. Zachs are very loyal and will always stick with his friends. They are very trustworthy and is the perfect person to talk to
When i have a son I hope he is a Zach
by Kinkeechang May 13, 2019
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Zach

A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.
"Zach is literally the best guy I've ever met"

"I know right? He's so funny too!"
by user9173 October 20, 2019
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Zach

an extremely good-looking guy usually has a large penis but is overweight. most people don't like him regardless, but he has many friends
Sarah: man, I love Zach

Davy: I don't, he smells
by davysmells1213 September 20, 2018
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