Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
Get the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wallmug. by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
Get the 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effectmug. by hydorus shui October 4, 2023
Get the dine fine line mine nine pine sine vine winemug. by aesgawesgd September 9, 2025
Get the gortavious loony vine the IImug. Vine is a webpage where people can share short cringey clips with overused songs, called vines. People with mental disabilities find them funny even though they aren't.
Someone: "have you seen the newest vines? They're s funny!"
Me: "no they ain't, please kys"
Someone: *literally dies in explosion
Me: "no they ain't, please kys"
Someone: *literally dies in explosion
by Davri April 10, 2018
Get the Vinemug. 
by Ur_mom_ June 10, 2019
Get the Vinemug.