Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
Get the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wallmug. by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
Get the 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effectmug. Vine was an app that was invited between 2013 and died in 2015. Having over 200 users on the app. Obviously people where upset that the app shut down, I mean who wouldn’t be? It’s such a good app anyways. Popular creators that were involved in this app were Lele Pons, Jake Paul/ Logan Paul, etc. aka every bad creator ever to exist. Vine also had a timer. So no video could go past the 6 second time line. Every video that people tried to post over 6 seconds. The people who made the video wouldn’t be able to post it. But if it’s from a camera roll then they would be allowed to
by yourbasicwhitechick June 6, 2019
Get the Vinemug. Crapy video edits about shows and famous people that somehow are releated to the amazing app that was Vine.
"Have you seen that edit Vine about RIVERDALE?"
No Amanda, no one f*ucking cares about those sh*itty edits!
No Amanda, no one f*ucking cares about those sh*itty edits!
by Immp March 11, 2019
Get the Edit Vinemug. Usually found in compilations called things such as "Vines that cured my depression" because Vine is dead...Although we all loved vine before the Paul brothers came along.
Danny: I was up watching some of my old vine videos.
James: I was watching the best vines.
Danny: Were any of the Paul brother's vines in it?
James:Yeah
Danny: Then it's one of the worst compilations, not best.
James: I was watching the best vines.
Danny: Were any of the Paul brother's vines in it?
James:Yeah
Danny: Then it's one of the worst compilations, not best.
by JustAJokeKid January 21, 2019
Get the Vinemug. 
by Rainbow_Man151 September 17, 2025
Get the Vine Grindingmug.