Slow roast

To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.

Yo John, what's going on with that girl?

Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.

by Anal8 September 12, 2013

Roast Chestnuts

Titty-fuck. When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts to achieve orgasm.

The girl was on her period so she sucked my dick and let me roast chestnuts.

by Lilcheeks November 21, 2012

roasting a marshmallow

When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.

My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.

by tsintao June 3, 2009

Roasted Marshmallow

Before intercourse the man sets his pubes on fire and quickly puts it out with whipped cream, while the partner licks it

James: Dude, I got way too kinky with my girlfriend last night
Tony: Did you guys do the Roasted Marshmallow?
James: Hell yeah

by Bigger fatty January 29, 2018

Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.

Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.

by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018

roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.

"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"

by catarack November 10, 2015

Nugget Roast

A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.

Al: Hey Finlay, me and Wollman totally nugget roasted that amputee last night.

by Pink sock lollipop November 8, 2018