When a male places his naked genitals on another persons shoulders like a parrot sitting on someone’s shoulder. Ideally erect.
When I was 27 I got naked and put my genitals on my mothers shoulder like a parrot. I was parroting.
by VaiKaJe September 16, 2022
Get the Parrotingmug. Person 1: Man, my doorhandle keeps squeaking. Obnoxiously. I need to do something about it.
Person 2: Spray some parrot's piss on it.
Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?
Person 2: Spray some parrot's piss on it.
Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?
by Not Mera April 1, 2020
Get the parrot's pissmug. Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.
1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.
by Kicksbit-83 August 28, 2017
Get the cum parrotmug. When two people, typically good friends or relatives, get into an argument not for the sake of getting their point across, but to hear themselves talk.
The arguments are typically about topics neither knows much about, or they choose sides which they don't truly support, all for the sake of comedy.
The arguments are typically about topics neither knows much about, or they choose sides which they don't truly support, all for the sake of comedy.
by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020
Get the Parrot Bantermug. The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.
This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."
This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."
EXAMPLE:
You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."
IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."
You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."
IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.
You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."
IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."
You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."
IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.
by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013
Get the Talking Parrot Phenomenonmug. An bird that never can just listen to a word somebody says without trying to take credit for being the one that said/did it.
Even the other kids at her college didn't trust the dork when they were there together, she would try to defer responsibility (like a parrot calling somebody a name it was just called) for being a dork to someone else, trying to get everyone to hold that person/those people accountable for being dorks. She was selective about what she took responsibility for, if it made her look good, she was quick to claim it, if it made her look bad, she would defer ot to someone else.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
Get the Parrotmug. by Ballsmalls February 16, 2022
Get the Angry parrotmug.