penis

why did you just search penis on urban dictionary.. anyways penis is penis

duke: do you like my penis
meslissa: oh yes, very nice
albert: hey what about mine!!
melissa: ew no, dukes penis is better.. JKJK urs is awesome too lolol

by dukes.depp March 19, 2021

penis

a pig pickle
in your pants that will shake.

ooooooh penis it hurts

by harder carder #####😆 March 30, 2022

Penis

Carson Whoreson Hanson

Carson is a literal penis.

by GobHob March 4, 2022

Penis

usually a dick

do you have a penis?

by ilovemilfssssss May 9, 2022

Penis

Lets face it, You have a small one. Now stop being horny, go to horny jail.

Stfu ur horny, Stop trying to look up penis and other horny shit

by I wanna commit arson April 1, 2022

Penis

Something that isn't long

My Penis isn't long

by Queerkiller9000 October 6, 2021

Penis

Small this that hang on the back of your ankle

OMG…look at her PENIS it’s bleeding !

by The lady’s girl May 17, 2022