Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)

Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.

by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025

Musk

A noxious substance emitted from the anal glands of a weasel

Disregarding all the warnings, many people eventually found Musk growing so strong that the air became unbearable

by PurpleDragn April 13, 2025

Musk Wagon

Referring to a Tesla, regardless of car model.

sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a musk wagon

by Musk Wagon May 23, 2023

musk

To alienate your core demographic while failing to attract a new demographic

He really annoyed the audience and nobody else is coming to see him. He musked it.

by Aussie Ostrich May 31, 2025

Elon musk

A man who gets bullied through path of exile 2 private messages.

'Dude, I'm getting so much hate mail it's like when Elon musk livestreamed path of exile 2'

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025

Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.

A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."

by 7568ino April 27, 2025

musking

Hooking up at an EV charging station.

"The Tesla Supercharger at Whole Foods is a prime spot for musking. So many hotties DTM whilst charging."

by Redd Rocket January 2, 2025