Mickey mouse

When someone is purposely making your day hard. Or getting under your skin.

What a Mickey mouse.

I've never seen such mickey mouse behavior.

by Jdmcustoms May 4, 2021

Mickey Mouse

Two words used together as an adjective to describe something that is considered lame or uncool.

Dude, this mickey mouse band is a drag, hinges.

Shut up with all your mickey mouse advice.

by Jelly Bean Miller May 11, 2010

Mickey Deez

When you and one of the homies have a down ass bitch. You stand approximately 8ft apart and both piss on her face, givin that bitch a set of Golden Arches. Bonus points if you make gargle it while she tries to say “I’m looovvviin iiiiiit” Drop that bitch back off at McDonalds cuz she’ll need some napkins

Yo remember that time we gave that girl down at TGi Fridays the Mickey Deez. She was so wet I didn’t give give her no tip.

by Doctor Drip January 3, 2021

mickey rourke

The definition of "slimeball" Not so much an actor, as an urge to clean up a greasy stain. If his little rats eyes and big lipped smirk don't fill you with a sort of "ugh, I've had too much cheap pizza" nausea I don't know what will.

These dishes are like Mickey Rourke. Do we have any of that washing up liquid with the extra lemon juice in it?

by Ghunt70 May 15, 2008

shoot the mickey

A term for when a gay man shoves a mouse up his ass and lets it wiggle out. Often times is pleasurable for gays.

Bob and Jim were about to shoot the mickey the other day when the doorbell rang and the pizza guy was there.

by Peter001 September 26, 2006

mickey mouse

the most successful pedophile in existence.
pretens to be cute while being disseases to childeren.

have you seen little john
no i heard he wen't to mickey mouse

by why are the all taken1589 November 6, 2019

Pulling a Mickey

When you pull out your cock during a date.

I can't believe that my date last night ended up pulling a Mickey, right in the Firebirds parking lot.

by JTCJR September 27, 2017