Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.

I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.

by PeterPancake December 06, 2023

Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020

Iowa cornstalk party

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.

Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?

by glenn quagmire_ May 29, 2025

Iowa Water

A cold Buschhhhh latte

Hey you back to drinking that Iowa water again?

by Bobertf3 January 01, 2022

Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.

Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man

by Myapeters<3 July 18, 2021

Lenox, Iowa

Lenox has some of the most badass highschoolers who like to go out and party, Lenox is pretty boring but one of the best small towns. FBGM

He goes to Lenox, Iowa? Damn he’s a Badass isn’t he...

by Yuhh April 09, 2021

Birmingham Iowa

Birmingham is a small town in the southeast part of iowa. It has like 500 people in it. Everyone knows everyone.

"I'm going to Birmingham Iowa"
"Why? There's nothing to do there!"

by scoobydoooooo November 27, 2011