A renowned philosophical thought exercise. A man finds himself with in a situation in which he is two inches inside his mother, and his father is two inches inside of him. Do you go forward or backward?
We traumatized out uber driver by discussing the philosophical merits of Holder’s Dilemma, and how Aristotle himself was quoted as saying, “fuck dude I don’t know, the hell is wrong with you?”.
by the_real_jack_holder June 07, 2025
Get the Holder’s Dilemmamug. by Nohandle@weather August 27, 2021
Get the Lela mean butt holdermug. One who has a commercial driver's license, but lacks the proper skills to drive their commercial vehicle or drives around carelessly and has many safety incidents/violations under their belt. Often have zero regard for other motorists, pedestrians, and stationary objects. Can't read traffic signs and clearance signs. Terrible at backing and docking even with 10 miles of space. They skip their pre-trip inspection and have no idea how their vehicle works or operates. They are commercial "drivers" in name only, probably got their license from a cereal box. Somewhat synonymous to steering wheel holders or flip-flop truckers
Frank already damaged three trailers driving into tree branches and awnings. What a CDL holder 🙄 Somehow he's still working here
by HockeyBinge July 23, 2025
Get the CDL Holdermug. Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.
by Onid July 26, 2022
Get the Towel holdermug. The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.
The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.
The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.
by Kurtmcgirt April 23, 2018
Get the jacket holdermug. by Think Good November 24, 2021
Get the Aaron holdermug. 