kick the dog 

The phrase describes the process of resetting the watchdog timer of a CPU. This part of the hardware ensures that the device doesn't get stuck in an infinite loop. If the dog doesn't get kicked from time to time, the CPU resets.

John: Hey Buddy, let's kick the dog!
George: I normally don't abuse animals
John: No, I just want to reset the watchdog timer

kick the dog by Graf Zahl November 5, 2013

Taking the dog for a walk 

A person, getting out their penis, and normally proceeding to engage in a sexual act or masturbation.
Commonly given as an excuse to leave and masturbate.

Oh, Jeff is taking the dog for a walk tomorrow with Oliver
I'll be back in 5 minutes, just taking the dog for a walk

Taking the dog for a walk by Mayonnaise gurgler March 10, 2017

watch the dog 

Homosexual relations, man on man loving.

Apparently, Alex and Bobby watch the dog all the time...

watch the dog by Billy Nubbin August 10, 2006

Buff The Dog 

Masturbating.

I like to buff the dog of john, chris and robyn.

Buff The Dog by Tops1990 September 19, 2010

Dodge the Dog 

1) Avoiding the person you are semi-embarrassed for having been involved with, as in a one night stand.

2) Avoiding the spouse or significant other.

1) "Man, I just managed to dodge the dog. Lucky you were here to talk to so I didn't have to acknowledge that dude I hooked up with last week."

2) Joe: You having dinner at home with the wife, aren't you?

Jim: Nah I'm dodging the dog tonight and was gonna come play poker with you and the guys.

Dodge the Dog by tsukoi August 18, 2011

shit the dog 

expression of awe

person 1: Man i had sex with this chick and now my dick hurts
person 2: shit the dog she gave you that shit man

shit the dog by all in yo ass June 25, 2016

Walking the Dog 

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

Walking the Dog by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 15, 2019