Shit

1. One of the eight words that so offended god, we musn't say it too much cause the curse of the black death will kill us!

2. The brown thing that comes from your ass...

1. The knights were formed to keep curse words to a minimum. Should a curse word ever be let out, they would return. A rune for each word of curse was made, representing each of the eight words that so offended God...

2. Kyle: Chef, do you know where "shit" comes from?
Chef: Uh, from your ass, children.

by pascalbg January 10, 2008

Shitness

A Cleveland Cavaliers fan who used to be a fan of Lebron James. Formerly referred to as 'Witness'.

We were all shitnesses to Lebron James' betrayal.

by jbisdaman July 10, 2010

Shit on

When something bad happens due to luck or circumstances beyond ones control.

A: gotta chip off mate, the missus has just found my grumble magazine stash!
B: shit on buddy you better get there before she destroys the lot!

by Sonny801 February 8, 2012

shit

what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth when she speaks

everything Sarah palin says is prety much shit

by baka kuso yaro May 1, 2011

The Shit

The best of the best; something of top quality.

Not to be confused with shit, which is low-quality. Worst of the worst.

This TV show is the shit!

Tom's new car is the shit!

Basketball's the shit!

by Lucio Soph November 7, 2010

The shit

Used to express how awesome, amazing, cool, or down right killer something was.

That Red Hot Chili Peppers consert was the shit!

by Tyler Reinsmith April 22, 2008

No Shit

To not have shit

I would like a cheese burger with no shit.

by Anonymous July 12, 2002