The Thanos Principle

The act of halving any object, population, commodity, or even equation.

A: I applied the Thanos principle on a pizza yesterday!
B: Oh wow i heard you can also apply it to the grain stocks!

by ermahgeeeddd August 7, 2018

Thanos Fuck

when both partners choke eachother until their faces turn purple, and then proceed to have agressive anal sex

You tryna thanos fuck right here right now?

by katlynsto September 22, 2018

Thanos turd

Upon completion of a “Thanos turd” half the population of the universe ceases to exist.

“Bro I just dropped the meanest Thanos turd”

by JKool650 June 8, 2018

Thanos balls

big sexy purple zesty squid sacks that are typically wrinkly and saggy, and are known to attract and penetrate people of both genders.

1: omg did you see Thanos balls on that sex magazine?
2: you mean his big sexy purple zesty squid sacks? Oh yess!

by Mr. McNugget April 21, 2022

Daddy Thanos

He is the hottest linguistic teacher you will ever have. He is a Daddy on his own right. Every time he walks in the class my heart starts raising, my palms start sweating and I wanna kiss him. He is the DILF I can't help but dream about. Please be nice to him bcs he is my favourite, even though I can't have him...

1:who is this hottie?

2: That's daddy Thanos and back off bitch he is mine.

by Daddy Thanos April 2, 2022

Dirty Thanos

when someone sticks a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up their gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly .

I was bored so i pulled a Dirty Thanoswith my gf last night

by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

Thanos Snap

To perform a "Thanos snap" or to have a "Thanos snap" performed is to reduce something by half.

Human1: Hey, did you know that over the next century global warming is going to give a Thanos snap to all life on earth?
Human2: No I didn't, well that sucks.

by Pancake Knight December 9, 2018