Terminal Nut

When you beat your meat while driving and try and get a high score on the speedometer.

Man my Terminal Nut record is only at 25 mph.

by Some guy ig April 29, 2024

Terminal Chubbosity

The constant speed of caloric intake that a freely eating person eventually reaches when the resistance of their stomach prevents further ingestion.

It was when I leaned in to reach for that last slice of stuffed crust loaded pizza that I knew I had reached terminal chubbosity.

by 12many July 31, 2018

terminal stress

Terminal stress is the maximum amount of stress attainable at any given time. The caused can be personal, professional distress, or a combination of the two. Often triggered an astronomical workload or by the ratio of preparedness to approaching deadlines.

I have so many projects due next Friday I’ve hit terminal stress.

by Rural.Juror November 18, 2019

Terminate

To end something

To terminate a marriage

by 459395 June 5, 2023

The Terminator

The act of a woman on her period positioning her body at a 45 degree angle pointing her vagina towards the ceiling. She then stays there allowing the period blood drip to down until it is covering her butthole. She then proceeds to fart making a sweet wet gelatinous sound which fills the air with the smell of iron.

Girl 1: “Hey I heard you were on your period have you ever done The Terminator?”
Girl 2: “No, what’s The Terminator”
Girl 1: “Oh it’s a period blood covered fart”
Girl 1: “Pretty cool right?”

by Sir.MangoIII April 26, 2020

Sexual Terminal Lucidity

Based on the concept that a dying animal/ person becomes very lucid and overexcited before death, but with relationships. A week before a break up the sexual chemistry and atmosphere is heightened in a last climax before the inevitable decline.

Me and Karly had that sexual terminal lucidity, you know? Like that week before sex hit DIFFERENT

by Blakester04 January 1, 2024

Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024