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mushroom Tattoo

After acheiving climax by receiving oral sex the man pulls out his semi-flacid penis from her mouth and slaps it around her face. Leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.
Marlene give me a great blow job last night. When she finished swallowing I pulled it out and gave her a mushroom tattoo on the side of her face. You can still see it this morning
by J..C..2 March 1, 2009
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Norwegian Face Tattoo

The result of a male engaging in coitus with a female whilst menstruating, removing his penis (which is coated in her menstrual cocktail) from her vagina and striking her face with it. This leaves what has been labeled a "Norwegian Face Tattoo" -a phallic, bloody imprint upon a female's face.
"Bro, that bitch was totally on the rag, but DTF, so I pulled out and totally gave her a Norwegian Face Tattoo. It was bad-ass but she was not pleased."
by Maxypad9 November 9, 2012
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Justin Bieber's Tattoo

The gayest gay fag of all the faggy gay tattoos.
Hey Antoine look, Justin has a small mole.. nevermind is just his faggy tattoo..

Real life conversation about Justin Bieber's Tattoo.
by ipwnolfags December 14, 2010
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tattoo removal

That was the smelliest piece of crap on Fox since The Chamber. And THAT was worth a tattoo removal.
by Chairman D March 7, 2009
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strawberry tattoo

by MarcosMarcos January 18, 2009
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Screwed, blewed and tattooed

Originally a term used by sailors, marines, etc. when describing a night of significant debauchery on shore leave during which they had intercourse (screwed), oral sex (blewed - being the past tense of blown as in "blow job") and got a tattoo. Later used more broadly to refer to getting so drunk that you participated in all possible forms of debauchery and may or may not remember it all.
Man, I was so fucked up last night - I was screwed, blewed and tattooed!
by wasteboy September 6, 2011
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tattooapy

People receive releif from greif deppression or pain mentally or physically when the get tattooapy. Tattoos can serve as memorials in some cases along with reminders to not hurt themselves among other things
by twotrick March 30, 2016
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