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Get the Taint Buffing mug.1. When a woman's vagina is sticky and stinky at the same time, usually belonging to a whore.
2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.
2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.
1. While caressing her sticky vagina I was overwhelmed by the smell and proclaimed, "That girl has a stanky taint."
2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!
2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!
by Blisssss April 7, 2009
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Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose
by Taint blaster August 12, 2014
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"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."
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During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.
To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.
To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"
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