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taint cramp

A searing pain in a man's chode that happens after sneezing hard.
Dude, my allergies made me sneeze so hard I got a level 15 taint cramp!
by Atomic Smartass September 8, 2017
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taint burn

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.
"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)

AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(
by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011
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Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA
I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing
by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010
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Stanky taint

1. When a woman's vagina is sticky and stinky at the same time, usually belonging to a whore.

2. Can also be a whores vagina in general that is being sought after.
1. While caressing her sticky vagina I was overwhelmed by the smell and proclaimed, "That girl has a stanky taint."

2. Give me that stanky taint, oh that stanky taint!
by Blisssss April 7, 2009
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Taint Destroyer

A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.
Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose
by Taint blaster August 12, 2014
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Taint louis

A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.
"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."
by Foolhardy Hero November 29, 2015
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taint spank

A phenomenon during which a man testicles gently bounce against another mans taint while engaging in gay anal intercourse.

During sloppy or raunchy gay sex episodes a wet flopping sound and squish is common and appealing to some.

To have your taint spanked by another mans balls is to redefine what one considers a "love tap". To have the sense of knowing that those floppy nuts are going to soon provide your hole with a highly sought after deposit of cum is intense. With every tap is to stab your stool and with pleasure enough to receive load. After load. To desired amount.
"Its so fucking hot to feel a hardcore taint spank leading up to you shooting a massive load into the depths of my hole ! Wam bam thank you ma'am !"
by OneFailedFaggot June 14, 2018
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