by Atomic Smartass September 07, 2017
The small rolled up pieces of toilet paper left on the floor after someone's wipe their ass while standing, or have done a " mid-day check wipe"
by Mr. Phish2 June 16, 2017
by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018
by Maxie Gee November 05, 2010
The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.
by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011
A person who enjoys obliterating others taints. One who lives for the meat highway between asshole and the balls. Not afraid to get dirty and get some scat between their teeth. Always ready to feast.
Damn Dave is such a taint destroyer. No wonder he always has hairs stuck in his teeth and shit on his nose
by Taint blaster August 12, 2014
A city along the western bank of the Mississippi River, which smells like the area between a large dirty person's anus and ball sack.
"I better get my painter's mask out of storage, I've got to travel into Taint Louis today, and don't want to inhale any funk..."
by Foolhardy Hero October 10, 2015