Taco Crunch

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.

That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch

by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012

ranch taco

The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.

Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.

For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.

by Jc25 April 23, 2014

Taco Topper

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Glossy taco

If you are reading this you are a holo sexual group of the cult leader cristine roughtenburg of simply nail logically

Gotta put on your glossy taco over our beautiful holo nails

by Holosexual25754 December 4, 2018

water taco

When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.

Man, I seen this one movie where the girl gives her friend a Water Taco and then eats it.

by thetacoking October 28, 2013

Glossy Taco

If you searched this, you have come from simplynailogical

Lets add a thicc glossy taco!

by gjab48 February 8, 2019

chrome taco

smoking meth using a straw and a taco shaped piece of aluminum foil.

My girlfriend has broken so many meth pipes that I will only let her smoke the chrome taco now.

by C M 2 September 26, 2019