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Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021
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mother's day

1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.

2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).

3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?

Guy: A hug.

Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?

Guy: not so much...
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
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Mother Hen

Basically, your friends all get billigerently drunk early on in the night and it's up to you to make sure they don't go running off into the woods saying "fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping". And then you finally find them in the middle of the woods sitting on a fucking rock, and the look at you like YOU'RE the dumbass.
Fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping.
by Applegap May 16, 2019
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mother heffer

1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.
Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!
by ThePatriot March 29, 2004
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son of a mother

A combination of the obscene phrases mother fucker and son of a bitch.
A: I just broke your mirror.
B: Son of a Mother!
by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004
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Teen Mother

A cum dumpster under the age of 20 who has a kid.
That slut got pregnant at 16, another teen mother.
by MsAgro9 June 30, 2006
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Rave Mother

a rave mother is someone who takes care of all the kids trippin' on drugs. even if they too are trippin' on drugs.
last night this kid was trippin' balls so hard he threw up. i took care of him. i'm a good rave mother.
by idaniboo February 20, 2011
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