by Kaitlyn Christine November 09, 2007
1). A day in which women who somehow managed to punch out a couple of kids feel entitled to flowers, cards, candy, balloons, bears and other meaningless gifts.
2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).
3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
2.) Yet another "holiday" Hallmark, FTD and See's Candy conspired to invent in order to sell products in what would be a month otherwise void of an actual gift giving holiday (see: Christmas and December ).
3). A day in which the women in your family *say* they only wish you to acknowledge with your love and perhaps doing the dishes when they actually want their children, husbands or boyfriends to give them flowers, candles, dinners etc...
Girl: What's you get your mom for Mother's Day?
Guy: A hug.
Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?
Guy: not so much...
Guy: A hug.
Girl: ouch...what's she have to say about that?
Guy: not so much...
by urbanr0cker May 12, 2008
by Xertov Authinius March 01, 2021
Basically, your friends all get billigerently drunk early on in the night and it's up to you to make sure they don't go running off into the woods saying "fuck you Mother Hen, I'm going camping". And then you finally find them in the middle of the woods sitting on a fucking rock, and the look at you like YOU'RE the dumbass.
by Applegap May 16, 2019
Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!
by ThePatriot March 30, 2004
by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004
by MsAgro9 July 01, 2006