skank swagger

the inappropriate behavior when an intoxicated individual tries to "pick up" and/or be noticed by someone after the bar is closed; a flirty wobbly manner; drunken ease and charm

She followed Donny to the corner and seduced him with her skank swagger.

He approached her, beer in hand, and was turned away because of excessive skank swagger.

"I guess I'll slap on some skank swagger tonight"

by crash_n_breed June 21, 2013

quirked up white boy with just a little bit of swagger

its slang, practically just a bizarre comination of words from twitter now used in many memes'n shit y'know

bitch 1: hey dude come look, there's a quirked up white boy with just a little bit of swagger busten it down sexual style in the front lawn
bitch 2: but is he goated with the sauce?
bitch 1: idk bro, guess you'll have to come see

by somegayassholethatlikesdsmp February 17, 2022

maximum swagger

The last stage of swaggering before swag OD.

Based that person who is, utmost of maximum swagger, without OD swag. WHOOP WHOOP SWAG.

by ex-swag addict December 11, 2013

Billy Boy Swagger

Billy Boy Swagger is when you act better than others. People who have Billy boy swagger normally annoy others and act like they can't do anything wrong.

Guy 1 "Man, you seen Mike? He's got Billy Boy Swagger"
Guy 2 "Yeah, what a twat"

by Pidgeon man February 14, 2020

cock swagger

the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!

guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth

guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.

guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

Man Swagger

Swagger that true, real men carry upon themselves. A swaggerly presence that can be felt by anyone in a 5 mile radius. This is a swagger that Blake and Tim can fully pull off. The true definition of Man Swagger is Blake and Tim. Blake and Tim take swagger to a whole new level. Their swagger is so swaggy, that they can make up their own swag words, and make everything they do swagtastic.

I saw Blake and Tim walking down the road the other day, and they started to glow with swaggerly goodness. I hung out with Blake and Tim today. Just being around them, added to my life a little man swagger. I wish I were Blake and Tim, cause if I was, then I wouldn't have to question if I had swagger or not, I would know that no one else had swagger that compared to me. I wish Blake and Tim would teach me how to use man swagger.

by Blake and Tim July 25, 2011

Dick Swagger University

The university where Dick Swagger is taught. Classes such as Bulge 101, Leather Pants 205, Hard ons 307, Freeballin 302, and Dick Swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. Dick Swagger University is the finest form of higher education for Dick Swagger. More fondly known to it’s students as DickU.

That guy must have went to Dick Swagger University, his leather pants are so tight it’s like he’s having sex with himself!

Dick Swagger University. Where we put the Dick in U. University that is.

Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.

What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011