A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.
'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'
by Digital_Prophet November 05, 2008
A word used to describe someone who is strange or odd. Someone who does weird things for no apparent reason. You will find these people in the woods/burbs more often than not.
by kanacka August 10, 2008
Squirrel: (n)
1. Adorable fuzzy rodent things with gigantic bushy tails and an hardcore acorn fettish
2. Unfortunate creatures who my cat enjoys eating
3. Irritating little buggers who at the last second run in front of your car and stop so you have to slam on the breaks
4. The most common type of roadkill
1. Adorable fuzzy rodent things with gigantic bushy tails and an hardcore acorn fettish
2. Unfortunate creatures who my cat enjoys eating
3. Irritating little buggers who at the last second run in front of your car and stop so you have to slam on the breaks
4. The most common type of roadkill
Cara: "Hey Mark, what's your cat doing over there?"
Mark: "Oh, he's just eating a squirrel"
Cara: *barf*
Child: "Mommy, what's that sqished furry thing on the side of the road?"
Mommy: "Oh, um...that's a squirrel napping sweeite"
Child: "Oh, I thought it was roadkill"
Mark: "Oh, he's just eating a squirrel"
Cara: *barf*
Child: "Mommy, what's that sqished furry thing on the side of the road?"
Mommy: "Oh, um...that's a squirrel napping sweeite"
Child: "Oh, I thought it was roadkill"
by vball1346 May 23, 2010
A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.
Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?
Dude 2: It's a woman..
Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..
Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.
Dude 2: It's a woman..
Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..
Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.
by kmackk March 10, 2011
One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
by AfungusAmungus August 18, 2018
by quinwithey December 10, 2008
A situation or a group of people in which there is an extreme amount of chaos, confusion, and/or stupidity.
That meeting was such a squirrel derby, no one could agree on anything or knew why they were even there!
by fargocindo June 21, 2013