Squidtarded

An act where a squid squirts ink onto the fisherman catching said squid. Or squirts ink onto another crew member, particularly if the ink hits their face.

Steve got squidtarded while out fishing yesterday and the stains are still visible. Try using a net to stop the chance of getting squidtarded.

by ReBait January 26, 2023

squidwardsexual

You are sexually attracted to squidward.

If you are actually sexually attracted to squidward, go fuck your mom. Wait! but i thought yo mother left for her secetary.

hey guys! Tony is squidwardsexual!

Haha! what a bozo for being squidwardsexual! Tony!

by Badhu February 24, 2023

Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....

Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.

by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023

Squidward Chat

A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.

This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.

by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023

Squidward Syndrome

When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get

Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable

Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome

by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023

Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose

Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.

by anonymous June 5, 2024

Squidward

The most miserable person on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is an octopus with a BIG NOSE, Lives in a tiki or a moai 🗿. He plays a clarinet (pretty bad), loves to paint art and works as a cashier at the famous restaurant in the bikini bottom “the Krusty Krab”

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by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025