Greasy grape squeezer

A derogative term for an Italian.

This wop is a dirty greasy grape squeezer.

by Habdsomecat January 12, 2017

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

Georgia Juice Squeezer

The act of squeezing a males genitalia while he has a full bladder in order to make them urinate

Girl 1 “I gave him a Georgia juice squeezer!”
Girl 2 “Eww what the fuck? Get away from me piss girl!”

by kats067 January 15, 2026

Mr. Squeakers

Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers

Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”

Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄

“Rip Mr. Squeakers”

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Mr. Squeakers

Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers

Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”

Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”

by Gayforyou❤️ November 5, 2021