humpty squat

A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....
I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.
by John Hooker Clifford May 11, 2017
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Banana Squats

When two guys (guy 1 and guy 2) are having anal sex, and guy 2's penis gets stuck in guy 1's butt, he must then pruse the act of the " Banana Squat " he will squat three times to the ground until the penis is freed.
Dude, i was watching gay porn last night and then they started doing Banana Squats o.o....
by 467347 January 16, 2012
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lemon squat

Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.
My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.
by MenInKilts December 20, 2016
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Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 15, 2018
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Squat Brothel

Make shift temporary Brothels set up in abandoned foreclosed houses.
Due to the large amount of abandoned homes in US cities, people are setting up squat brothels as temporary whore houses.
by CNTSTPDRMN July 27, 2011
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tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.
My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
by Fauxvirgo March 05, 2014
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Snatch Squat

The most hard core of CrossFit exercises. Snatch Squat is a male specific exercise which involves doing a wall sit naked over a loaded bear trap for 10 minutes.
Joey is the current reining champion of the Snatch Squat as he has held it for upto 15 minutes.
by like snowboarding March 16, 2011
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