Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.
My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.
by MenInKilts December 20, 2016
Get the lemon squatmug. Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.
by kristina123 October 26, 2010
Get the taco squatmug. When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.
by paftdunk May 22, 2019
Get the Singapore Squatmug. by Manny Petty September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014
Get the tot squatmug. When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018
Get the Safety Squatmug. The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.
Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?
by SMEople May 8, 2014
Get the Siamese Squatmug.