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Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022
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squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008
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squach

An asshole that's been spit on.
Mark>I Like a good squach.
Joe<Squach?
Mark>Thats an asshole that's been spit on.
by /fa/ggot annon June 7, 2016
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squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
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Squish Mitten

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.
by akendall December 31, 2009
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Big Fat Squasha

When someone fishes for compliments and detractors at the same time.
AdoraAdora is a big fat squasha
by voiceofreason456 December 1, 2009
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squesh

an extreme case of being way too attractive; an attractive disease
that girl is a squesh
by wienermog July 7, 2010
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