Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.
My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.
by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010
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spaghetti stick

a phrase to describe someone or something that is very tall and skinny
Donald: dude that guy is a spaghetti stick!
Chris: i know he doesn't even play baseball!
Donald: what a pussy!
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019
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warm spaghetti

Basiclly just the same as cool beans, meaning that something is ok
Hey mate i've got ur money

Warm spaghetti mate
by woofshoe July 23, 2012
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Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table
Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board
by Alf steward February 19, 2018
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spaghetti masher

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!
by Mecachis June 1, 2018
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spaghetti creampie

First you would need to make a mold of your dick then you would wrap that mold in spaghetti and freeze it, next you take the mold out and put your penis inside the frozen spaghetti condom. After that you just start fucking and when the spaghetti is basically all the way de-thawed you cum through it creating a spaghetti creampie. Eating the spaghetti and doing a lady n the tramp type situation after wards is highly recommended but optional.
My first time in Italy I enjoyed a spaghetti creampie with one of the locals.
by creampocalypse September 14, 2019
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Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.

Jolly spaghetti in one's life is being the rest to one's long and tiring day.
"You are my jolly spaghetti."
"I want you to be my Jolly spaghetti."
by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022
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