A person, who, in addition to being a dog, performs the routine of sticking his own fingers up his arse prior to masturbating. The person would then bring his fingers up to his face and "sniff"- the fetid stink bringing them to sexual climax.
by Dinner_Dog January 22, 2009
Get the Sniffer Dogmug. A shit sniffer is a person who's on a WHOLE different level of bitchy. You can also use it like this; "shit sniffing ____"
(I suck at making examples lol)
Mike Coxlong: ADMIT DEFEAT YOU'RE NO MATCH AGAINST ME
Abby: ...no stop being weird no one even likes you
Mike Coxlong: I hope you wake up at 3am and stub your fatass toe on the leg of a chair and scream silently in pain as you try to creep up back the stairs with your shitty midnight meal of cotton candy grapes and cheez its, praying to god that your mother didn't hear you from above only to look up and see her up the stairs with her shoe ready to beat her daughter that's a disgraceful Shit Sniffer. The least she would expect is for you to at least sniff shit in a graceful way but no you wouldn't even do that. You're nothing if your mother doesn't accept you.
Mike Coxlong: ADMIT DEFEAT YOU'RE NO MATCH AGAINST ME
Abby: ...no stop being weird no one even likes you
Mike Coxlong: I hope you wake up at 3am and stub your fatass toe on the leg of a chair and scream silently in pain as you try to creep up back the stairs with your shitty midnight meal of cotton candy grapes and cheez its, praying to god that your mother didn't hear you from above only to look up and see her up the stairs with her shoe ready to beat her daughter that's a disgraceful Shit Sniffer. The least she would expect is for you to at least sniff shit in a graceful way but no you wouldn't even do that. You're nothing if your mother doesn't accept you.
by anti-shit sniffer person August 17, 2020
Get the Shit Sniffermug. "Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."
"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."
"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."
by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006
Get the fluff-sniffermug. A man who cannot be trusted around worn panties. He has an uncontrollable urge to wear them on his face causing him to look like Spider-Man. A panty sniffers name is often Danny.
by Wintertime79 February 10, 2017
Get the Panty sniffermug. by Adidasrob May 24, 2006
Get the chair-sniffermug. An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019
Get the hair sniffermug. Group of men that frequent the area of a certain person because she is a complete whore and they are hoping she will open her legs (and she usually does) "sniffing her crotch" These people have no lives and put the crotch before work, wives and other important obligations.
Those boys in the warehouse were at her desk again where they don't belong just being crotch sniffers.
by Boo Bitch February 6, 2008
Get the Crotch Sniffersmug.