Snail Trail

The remnants of post cum and vaginal juices in your underwear after having sex.

My girlfriend knew I was cheating after she noticed the snail trail in my underwear.

by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007

hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016

slut snail

Sexual act; when one person slides themself around/up the cum covered naked body of another.

I sucked his balls until he exploded everywhere then slut snailed up his body.

by Mora_bid666 February 8, 2019

Charlie the snail

The best photoshop that was ever made that was in both science rooms while people made their speeches. People will never forgive the one who made the snail.

That photoshop is cool like Charlie the snail.

by Table maker November 19, 2019

Spooly Snail

A slang term for a turbocharger in the car community, mainly because of how the snail and turbocharger look alike but also funny as a snail is quite slow but a turbocharger increases horsepower enough to make a noticeable difference in the top speed of a car.

Holy crap bro your spooly snail in that engine bay looking mad honker.

by Dr.BigHonker December 20, 2022

Crippled Snail

When you have sex with a quadriplegic woman, getting her all wet with ooze. Then proceed to grab her by the hair and drag her across the floor leaving a slimy trail.

“I showed her the ol crippled snail and realized, she’s light as a feather. So I whipped her around like a human mace”

by Franko0119 August 15, 2020