smodger

sm- small
odger- todger
aka small penis

ayo slime youve got a smodger not even gonna lie yano

by kdot2smok3y November 14, 2020

smidgel

the lowering or raising of interest rates per the ones place value

see also smidge

If only interest rates would drop a smidgel

by Woodie21516 April 3, 2008

smudgewringer

a dirty old pedo that shouts at young ladies that are still in school unniform (usually from the back of a white van, which is their natural habitiat)
this can also refer to teachers that make the girls fetch the scissors from the bottom draw

old man: get your rat out
young girl: err, what a smudgewringer

by moistynob July 20, 2009

smoggerbeater

small group leader

Caroline: I was talking to my small group leader.
Jenn: Your smoggerbeater?
Derrick: Wow.

by aznqt February 8, 2010

Smoodge pick

To pick up dog poop in the yard.

(Aubrey) Hey Gina, Dad says we need to smoodge pick today.
(Gina) But I picked up Ellie's poop yesterday!

by Nurse Aubs March 31, 2010

Smorgesbag

What you have when you stuff as many random food articles into a zip lock bag as you're running out the door because you forgot to make a lunch for yourself.

Tanisha: What you got there?

Me: Eh...it's a smorgesbag. I didn't have time to pack a lunch today.

by Candixoxo April 19, 2011

Smudge Head

A person who smears the focus and/or facts of an argument because they cannot win.

It may also loosely be used to describe someone as disingenuous or stupid.

I tried arguing with this guy on YouTube but he's a real Smudge Head so I blocked him.

by William J J T December 11, 2011