small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

by and by April 18, 2009

small loan of a million dollars

How Donald Trump started his career.

"And you know, when I got started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

by Volkaynoe September 1, 2016

Small Dick Energy

When someone displays unattractive qualities like: toxic masculinity, cowardice, aggressiveness and other pitiful behavior.

For example: Insecure psychopath non-alpha male Leo Dottavio from the bachelorette reeks of small dick energy.

by Bachelorbabe August 29, 2018

small in the game

referring to the male penis and that it is small.

I hate to burst your bubble, but you are pretty small in the game.

by epihany September 25, 2008

small time

A human being who catastrophically fails at everything they do. Someone who is small time could also do something completely inappropriate such as play fifa at a social gathering all night or hurt themselves in ridiculous ways.

He just tried to down his pint, and spilled it all over himself. small time.

by small timer1 November 16, 2011

Small Dick Energy

Emissions of toxic masculinity leaked from the bruised egos of micropenis hosts. (SDE)

Andrew Tate has a serious case of Small Dick Energy.

by SarcasticScout December 29, 2022

Small Smiling Face

The face of pure evil. This 'small smiling face' was found on amazon, the user claiming to have '3 used and new'. Months after the faces were put on sale, reviews are roumers started circulating the globe about its great power beyond human control. Its source of power is unsure, voodoo, witchcraft, an experiment gone wrong? A team of top scientists are currently studying one of the rock like faces in a protected private area in Ohio. Avoid at all costs. For more details and to read the shocking reviews, search small smiling face on amazon, or enter 'small smiling face amazon' into google.

'my small smiling face has killed my mother.'

by Dr. Albert Merriwether June 22, 2008