SLOTH DAY

A special day in May (May 3rd) where everyone in the nation worships the values of a sloth.

"Hey everyone! Check out my new cool hat! There's a sloth on it! I'm waiting to wear it on Sloth Day!"

by Carl Wheezer May 12, 2007

sloth chog

a name for a guy who loves his chinchilla, or other small rodent pet.

sean boothby or vinesh vodoor are sloth chog

by ronald mcdonnnn March 24, 2010

Lord Sloth

a sloth to be feared

I'm nothing but a Lord Sloth.

by Jay October 24, 2003

sid the sloth

a boy who looks exactly like sid from ice age,

Oh look, there goes toby, he is such a sid the sloth

by urban_rock_star January 10, 2017

Sloth Day

Sloth Day. The day everything and everyone moves slower due to heavy gravitational pull. This vision of a day to come in the near future was originally conceived back in January of 2007 by the famous "SuperSloth"

"...and in my dream weird shit started to happen, like the earth's gravitational force increased and it became very hard to move around and lift things. this only happened when going outside, normal gravity was felt inside buildings. This is very important."

But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. For there shall come a day, when all men of lesser strength shall perish, a day when the gravitational force will increase, but only outside buildings, the day of Sloth Day.

by teh symphonicreverbz January 18, 2007

Sid the Sloth

A very funny sloth from the movie Ice Age that causes destruction every step he takes. He is also very clumsy, and has a brain the size of a pea.

Sid the Sloth is so clumsy, incautious, and not so smart.

by Anonymous Sad Elephant January 10, 2017

sloth dick

When you can't get boner very quickly. The begining stages of Erectial Dysfunction.

I was about to bone this chick but it took me an hour and a half to get hard. Stupid sloth dick.

by Yung titty lord March 10, 2015