Slabs

Used whenever something is surprising, but not enough to say “woah” or “wow”.
May be used as a wicked form of exclamation, akin to “Pirates!”

Dude bro : “Yo Gurt, look at this art I made!”
Gurt : “Slabs!”

by Chuunophomia August 11, 2025

SLAB

It stands for sunset loving asian buddies

Oh, I’m part of SLAB!

by RainyBonobo976 May 17, 2022

Skibbidy slime slabs

Sigma slabs for sigma slimes

To be in skibbidy slime slabs you need to be from o block

by Gnomiga September 3, 2023

boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 2, 2023

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022

gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.

Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.

by Glen Jr December 26, 2022

Slab

Frat boy, FERDA kind of guy, you see a group of them outside of the bar tryna holler

Damn look at all those slabs over there

by yourdadlikesanna July 6, 2025