Theater Skiing

When a girl sits between two guys at the movies and gives them both hand jobs at the same time. This motion is similar to that of a slalom skier.

Dude, Becky sat between me and Joe at the new Batman movie last night and went Theater Skiing !

by Homer77 October 11, 2012

Ski shit

Ski position as you quickly drop pants before shitting yourself

Was in the ski shit position while prairie dogging a big turd

by Nut sack sweat soup February 20, 2017

Ski betty

It is the proper term for girls that stand around the ski lodge holding thier fancy skiing equipment without actually going out for a ski.

Look at the girl over there with the nice Salomon skies, I bet she's a ski betty

by Kayniedude December 31, 2020

skiing in miami

Doing various lines of cocaine straight to the nose

Yo guy you tryna go skiing in Miami

by Jabroni1172737383 June 26, 2021

Jet Ski

While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.

That toilet is not new anymore, i just jet skied the life out of it!

by bertman75 September 28, 2010

Skied Up

Under the influence of cocaine; also called "skied out"

Freddy ran up in the liquor store, all Skied Up, and the gooks mushed up his dome piece.

by Eapert McDangles June 20, 2006

ski ski bang bang

sex. in the back of a lovebus, barn, with a vacuum cleaner, etc.

Fanta and Kunta ski ski bang bang in the back of the barn.

by Mesa =D May 20, 2008