flagrant shrimp

Shrimp with an attitude; A shrimp who flaunts its own flamboyant shrimpness.

Did you see that coconut prawn dancing at the club last night? That was one flagrant shrimp!

by John Ford got Punked June 21, 2005

Shrimp Toast

1. Commonly known as an appetizer.
2. A pet name or insult for someone who is short in stature.

"Did you see how tall that person is? Talk about a Shrimp Toast!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"

by Mental_Stew August 31, 2023

Shrimp Coat

A pedophile coat with shrimp attatched. When you open it up your dick shows. Favored by middle aged men. Wore without underwear.

Yep, in my shrimp coat. Nothin underneath but my dick yo.

by Legit Shrimper December 11, 2011

Jumbo Shrimp

First, you must have a chode to complete the Jumbo Shrimp approximately an 8" circumference. Obtain a shrimp cocktail, but this isn't your regular shrimp cocktail...fill the glass with menstrual blood and hang used condoms from the rim. Dip your scrotum in the blood and let soak for a minute while stirring. Meanwhile your partner is doing reservoir shots of stale cum from the used condoms but not swallowing, just gargling. Now, you dip your scrotum into the mouthful of stale jizz while emptying the remains of the menstrual blood into her mouth creating a milky red stew. When the mixture is complete, begin doggy-style intercourse while dipping jumbo shrimp into the concoction. Make sure you get her pregnant.

Chad: "Yo man I got this freaky chick last night."

Jeremy: "Oh yeah?"

Chad: "Yeah man she let me do the Jumbo Shrimp!"

Jeremy: "Damn, let's hope she's pregnant!"

by lombard116 October 18, 2010

shrimp dick

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

by Giovanni March 22, 2004

shrimp nuggets

Small scrotum, usually resulting from cold temperatures.

Man, when I got out of the pool today, I had a wicked case of shrimp nuggets.

by Bluon December 10, 2007

Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by Jesse April 4, 2005