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Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)
Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”
by hallejamesx March 8, 2019
mugGet the Shlongmug.

shlong burger

To eat a shlong in burger form🙃
Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger
by 😛😛😛😛😛 March 4, 2016
mugGet the shlong burgermug.

Shlong

He has a big shlong
by Factslegend March 29, 2021
mugGet the Shlongmug.

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since he is cherished much by one.
Hey Shlong! What’s up?
by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020
mugGet the Shlongmug.

Shlong

Look at my shlong
by g3b3 June 1, 2023
mugGet the Shlongmug.

Shlong

Slang for penis. Usually is big.
Wow. Look at that shlong!
by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014
mugGet the Shlongmug.

sHlong

Keep playing with me I'ma hit you with sHlong.
by Prøblemz6k May 21, 2024
mugGet the sHlongmug.

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