Not for shit

Expression of disbelief in the purest form.
Can also be used in practically any situation you can work it into.

Broseph: "Bro, did you hear about Alicia fucking that Bob guy?"
Brody: "Yeah I heard there's a video online of it."
Broseph: "Not for shit! Can we find it?"

by YourLurchness June 16, 2013

Not on shit

The Nigga T

The nigga T not on shit

by Tnotshit January 27, 2021

nobody gives a shit

Nobody gives anything

Nobody gives a shit (anything) about my test.

by Alhind69 March 26, 2021

Noah ain’t shit

This is a dog 🐶 that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.

“Noah ain’t shit”

by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021

not giving a shit about the Third World

Pretty self-explanatory card from Cards Against Humanity.

Simon: Hey, what does not giving a shit about the Third World mean?
Justin: Basically it means you don't care about the problems of people from the most poor nations, duh.

by EvanC7 December 31, 2023

I’m not doing this shit

Nigga, fuck that stupid ass urban dictionary challenge fuck is it 2012

Fuck that shit I’m not doing this shit

by Kurtfkdh November 23, 2021

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022