I ship it

I ship it means that you think one person and another will be good together or that they are going to get together, or you’re just plain annoying and want to make someone go insane *covers face in shame*. You can even ship ppl from different universes, for example you COULD ship an anime character with a book character, but that’s just plain illegal and a big sign that you could be a rly terrible person.

Me: *sees person talking and laughing with person, and them smiling back*
Me: *mutters under breath* I ship it ÙwÚ
Them: *months later start dating*
Me: I knew it!!!!!
Everyone else: ............... 911? Halp, we got a crazy person

by Kirito/Asuna January 22, 2020

oh ship

The "save" (like knee grows) when you are about to say something bad.

dude 1: I changed my MSN pic!
dude 2: OH SHI-
dude 1: oh what?
dude 2: oh ship! I meant ship, really I did!
dude 1: oh, ok.

by Quakeulf April 24, 2007

abandon ship

when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.

"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"

{girl jumps off}

by a girl0621 January 19, 2007

Toxic Ships

Ships that contains pedophilia, abuse and incest. These ships are toxic because they romanticize and normalizes the experiences/trauma of survivors, these ships are harmful in the fandom and are toxic but fans tend to ship it anyways because they either it is normalized in the fandom or are too ignorant to listen to survivors.

"Many or all the fandoms are filled with Toxic Ships that are harmful to survivors."

by ThisMansGame July 13, 2016

RS Ship

the gayest internet business idea ever!

based on fraud, lies, greed and con.

the person who owns it is called a RASHID.

he i ordered somthing from RASHID using Rs ship, that sob lied to me and took my money.

by alaaq13 February 08, 2008

rocket ship

a penis that is shaped or is similar to the shape of a space shuttle, rocket ship, or moon plane. it is a common misconception that the penis is at half mast, but indeed it is merely a deformity that causes the NASA appearance of the peener.

Holy shit, Gabe ran out of the shower to get his bagel from the toaster and we all saw his fuckin rocket ship.

by RUSS SENIOR January 03, 2009

e-ship

a online relationship with someone that is pointless and for pussyass losers.

1) the lowest point of life
2) involves e-sex
3) involves naughty e-pictures

i heard alice had a e-ship with some girl from ohio, whata fucking cunt.

by annapants January 26, 2008