Ship

Ship means you want two people to date each other or you think they look good together

If someone says their ship has sailed, it means that they shipped them and then they started dating.

Guy 1: I ship Braddison!

2 months later

Guy 1: did you hear? My ship has sailed!
Guy 2: do you need to rub it in?

by IShipBraddisonAndJixieFightMe August 3, 2020

Ship Of Theseus

1) A metaphysical thought experiment involving a boat that is slowly repaired over time until all the parts are new.

2) Asterius

what are your feelings on the Ship of Theseus? Personally, man, that dude and that minotaur are definitely making out.

by Salvorrrrrr October 7, 2020

comfort ship

a ship that makes you feel better when you're being a mood

eremin is my comfort ship

by xiaovenforever August 5, 2022

Ship

Literally what every single kid that doesn't touch grass does because they don't have a different hobby

LITERALLY WHY THE HELL DO KIDS SHIP FICTIONAL CHARACTERS? GO TOUCH SOME GRASS

by Radin Happier August 10, 2022

Ghost ship

When both characters die but there’s no way in hell that’s going to stop you from writing fanfics

Random stranger : but -—- and -—- are dead!
Me: it’s called a ghost ship darrell.

by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022

douche cruise ship

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe

wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.

by dingledick69 April 6, 2017

I'd ship that

I'd date that. Deeming someone Commitment worthy in a generation petrified to commit.

I'd ship that girl

by Hollytastic October 17, 2017