massive shit

uh oh oh honey i just released half my fucking body weight in shit in the toilet and now im dead of cancer

i have massive shit

by rowleyjeffson November 22, 2020

mampi swift

The art of mixing badly, with a complete lack of beat matching. To mash tunes together.

'Geez that dj mixes like mampi swift'

by alex lumb March 31, 2008

marijuana shit

When you swallow fat nuggets of marijuana chased by water, then pop a laxative afterwards, and while you are defecating, you find little pieces of marijuana buds in your feces floating in the poop water. Afterwards, you proceed to dry them with a blow dryer or the sun, grind it up and smoke it with your peers!!

(While smoking a fatty with friends) "Guys, I took one hell of a marijuana shit last night.

by Stoned Cowboy July 31, 2015

Manly Ration of Shit

criticism received from a superior in larger than normal quantities. Seems like a big meal, only shit.

Geez he was all over me about my daily reports, my weekly reports, my monthlies -- I got a real Manly Ration of Shit

by ponytrekker October 16, 2008

macchiato-shirt

an outfit formed of 2 pieces of clothes: sleeve T-shirt underneath a sleeveless shirt that you wear when the wheather is ok "not cold, not hot"

Peter: who's that jackass with a macchiato-shirt standing next to ur house ?
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf

Peter: Ok then

by quantuman April 16, 2010

Makin' shit

Simply put, eating. This act inevitably leads to the production of shit.

person 1- "I'm starving man"
person 2-"Me too, I feel like makin' shit"

by Mad Mike the manic October 25, 2010

Maping shit

Completing goals/objectives

Tyron: Yo I did the essay today.
Derick: Danm its due in a month, You had some time.
Tyron: Yea, I just felt like maping shit ya heard

by Dont click January 1, 2018