72 Seasons

A Metallica album released on April 14, 2023.
Also the title track for the album.

"72 Seasons came out of a book I was reading about childhood, basically, and sorting out childhood as an adult. And 72 seasons is basically the first 18 years of your life. How do you evolve and grow and mature and develop your own ideas and identity of self after those first 72 seasons? - James Hetfield

Person 1 "Yo did you listen to 72 Seasons yet?"
Person 2 "Yeah but kirks solos are not great!"

by Only nonces dislike my post May 24, 2023

Brand New Secondhand

A newly purchased item that has been previously owned. Only new to its now current owner!

Nice bike, Brand New Secondhand?

by LordNomad May 12, 2011

Belly Shirt Season

Belly shirt season is the single most best season of the year. It occurs around summer/spring time. The best and most respected part of this season isn't the weather, however; it is the women. Women around this time wear shirts also known as crop tops. Women who are fit and attractive really are the stars of this season unless you are a chubby chaser which is fine too. But the main ideal preferred women in a belly shirt has little fat and a perfect tummy that really turns men on sexually. Belly shirt season mainly occurs in summer/ spring time because it is too cold in the winter to wear this kind of apparel.

"Oh gee golly, belly shirt season is going to be yummy as fuck this year."

by DamnWhyYouBiteMyDick June 30, 2018

carrum downs secondary college

worst school in the district. literally everyone there is either a complete burnout or just a loser.

p1: mate i've been talking to this chick, but she goes to carrum downs secondary college
p2: thats too bad man, youre gonna have to cut her off

by ieatmozzarelladaily March 17, 2020

Season Opener

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.

Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."

by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014

second order

In mathematics, a term used to describe the derivative of a derivative. Also a term used in restaurants by math geeks to indicate that a duplicate meal is desired.

Garçon, I'll have a second order of those ribs.

by murr2k November 30, 2009

Artemis Fowl the Second

The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.

Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.

Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.

Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.

He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.

"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"

"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
Related people:
Artemis Fowl
Captain Trouble Kelp
Holly Short

by FMF Crazy for Colfer April 28, 2011